Why do dogs have bad breath? Better still, why do they have to lay at my feet while I work and breathe that breath in my general workspace? Febreze, anyone?
Why do dogs pass gas in the same general scenario as above? Seriously, why must you lay HERE and make ME smell it? Highly objectionable.
Why do my dogs continually get upon my lovely couch? This is a complex question that requires a multi-faceted answer. First of all, yes it is lovely. However, when said dogs get up on my couch and leave their fur behind, the mother becomes most angry. Do you have any idea how much of my life is spent de-fur-ifying my house? Just ask the other men who live here. There are days when the vacuum is never put away. If you only knew.
Why do dogs resist the bath? Because they are trying to make the mother insane? Sadly, no. They don't want to get rid of the smells that they have rolled around in and accumulated over the course of that week. Again, Febreze, anyone?
Why do dogs have such cute faces? This is an easy answer. It's so that they are forgiven for having smelly breath and body, and for messing up the momma's house and leaving their toys strewn about.
Forgiven, yes but definitely not forgotten!
3 years ago
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There's always a simple solution but then I know how much you love them. They have forgotten all about me and don't wait at the door any more so they have to have something to do. Dogs seem to become like kids. They want your attention no matter what you are doing; they want that close association. I am glad they are yours. Love you all.
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