
Monday, December 31, 2007
Me so happy....

Sunday, December 16, 2007
As promised...

Saturday, December 15, 2007
Random Week with more to come

Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Holy Flooded Freeway Batman!

As some of you may know, I am from Washington state. My cousin Shannon just sent me this photo of Interstate 5. All that you can see is an overpass and a couple of exits. Is this just unbelievable? To all of our family dealing with this storm, we are thinking of you, and praying for your safety. Love you all.
Twelve years ago.....

Mark was born at 12:35pm by C-section due to the fact that he was a footling breech. What this means is that one of his feet was "stuck" in my pelvis. They tried and tried to turn him around (which hurt like crazy, must tell you) but, he remained steadfast in the position he was in.


Now that he is twelve, here are 12 things that I love about Mark:

1. He has always had an easy time making friends. I guess that other kids like to be friends with the tall guy.
Sunday, December 2, 2007
I'm IT!
1. I was Primary secretary in Evergreen ward. (I'm now Primary secretary in Baywood ward)
2. I was teaching salsa and merengue dance.
3. I was working for Kinney Management. (I still am.)
4. I was co-PTA president with my husband at Flora Thew Elementary School.
5. I was mired in what I thought were the hardest times in raising my children.(Wrong!)
5 things on my today list:
1. Dishes (done, thanks Hon!)
2. Laundry (never done)
3. read December Ensign
4. Blog
5. Prepare for primary presidency meeting Tuesday.
5 snacks I enjoy:
1. A bowl of Raisin Bran
2. A caffeine free diet Dr. Pepper or Pepsi
3. New York style bagel
4. A bowl of Oatmeal Squares
5. Reduced fat Ruffles
5 songs I know lyrics to:
1. Man, I feel like a Woman
2. We Thank Thee O God for a Prophet
3. Low
4. Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer
5. Songbird
5 things I will never wear again:
1. tapered leg pants (no one should wear these EVER!)
2. anything with a "drop-waist"
3. shoulder pads circa 1980's
4. turtle neck sweaters, I just can't do it.
5. large floral prints (too busy)
5 of my favorite toys:
1. Gee this is hard, I don't play much, oh, I-pod, gotta have my tunes!
2. Digital camera to take pictures to blog with.
3. foot spa
4. my Bosch, I cannot live without it now, thanks Mom Johnson!
5. my earpiece for the phone, allows me to multitask hands free.
So there you go. Getting to know me bit by bit. If any of my audience feels so inclined, you may do this list on your blog. I'll read it, I promise. Have a great evening!
Berkeley the Reindog

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree........
The day after Thanksgiving Mark and I put up the icicle lights on the house, and decorated the tree. We were trying to decide where to put the tree this year, when Grandma said, "I saw someone that had their tree in the center of the room." Mark thought that this was a grand idea:

What can I say, I'm terrible, I forgot to rotate the picture so send me your chiropractic bill. Having a Christmas tree in the middle of the room works wonders in the TV watching department. We don't watch as much, but, with the writer's strike still ongoing there isn't anything on anyway.
We are very much ready for Christmas, we have a tree in the living room, one on the dining room table, two on the entertainment center, one in Brittany's room, and one in Mark's room. I enjoy the decorating. I'll have to take more photos of my "trees".
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Johnson Thanksgiving 2007
Tara and Brittany fast asleep
Uncle Carl thy tryptophan worketh
Uncle Carl and Bob, turkey coma
Erica and Buster, up close and personal
And this is probably my favorite picture. Dartell was helping me with the potatoes and inside the same ten pound bag of potatoes, were these two heart shaped cuties. Can you believe this? Of course, the cutie in the middle is probably the cutest.
Love to all. It was a wonderful day filled with good food, good family, and good fun! Justine has volunteered for next year. On to Christmas!
Meet Andrew's New Boy
Berkeley and Buster
Over the river, and through the woods...
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Please...Don't squeeze the Charmin

Dick Wilson, better known as "Mr. Whipple" has died at the age of 91. This icon of my childhood to present torment. From 1964 to 1985 he made more than 500 commercials extolling housewives everywhere to "Please don't squeeze the Charmin". He himself was a closet squeezer.
I have to admit, I'm a little sad that he is gone. The jokes, the teasing, the torture, the laughter that I have endured my entire life, will never die. As most of you know, I have two middle names, the initials of which are "T. P." All the teehees at the grocery store, the bank, and anywhere I might need to show my driver's license will continue. I have, however, learned to work it to my advantage. I make myself the punch line of the joke when I meet people, then they never forget my name. I mean, really, how many Charmen's are you going to meet in your lifetime?
So, farewell Mr. Whipple. Thank you for your contribution to the butt of the joke of my life. You will be missed!
Monday, November 19, 2007
Brittany's Big One Eight!


Yes, Brittany Charmen Johnson was born and made her presence known. She has been and continues to be a wonderful blessing in our lives. Here are 18 things to love about Brittany:
1. She is our most beautiful and talented and favorite daughter.
2. She has a very soft heart.
3. She is a friend to all and loves her friends.
4. She loves her family and her brothers most of the time.
5. She is our peacemaker.
6. She is going to be the world's greatest Massage Therapist.
7. She has had to make tough choices in her life, and has come through stronger for them.
8. She knows how to butter her mom up for something she wants. ie: my car.
9. She is generous with her funds and is very giving.
10.She knows who she is and will never let anyone take advantage of her. (Ever again.)
11.She has great self-esteem, a must for young women.
12.She has a wit that will make you laugh. I love her wit.
13.You can't rush her. She's ready when she's ready.
14.She is a hard worker.
15.She has the most beautiful brown eyes. I could stare into them forever.
16.Since she was little I have asked her, "How long can I keep you?" Her answer, "Forever."
17.She is a fantastic cook.
18.She has a wonderful future ahead of her.
I love and admire you Brittany. You have always amazed me with your growth and strength. You are a tremendous example to your family of standing tall in tough times, and I know I made you stand tall sometimes when it probably would have been easier or understandable to fall. This year I feel like you have really pulled yourself up and out, and everyone who sees you can see the difference in you. Thanks for letting me be your mother and letting me mother you. I love you with my whole heart and am happy about the woman you are becoming. I love you and Happy Birthday!



Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Phew!!!! I dodged that bullet.....
The mammogram did show an irregularity and I was scheduled for an ultrasound on November 7th. All of this is done with great dignity, must tell you, like they've had breasts coming down a conveyer belt in a factory. You know, you've seen one, you've seen them all.
Today I finally got great news! I am alright! Two months of wondering and waiting and worrying. Now I can go back to just worrying about getting my former home sold.
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Pretty little jailbird
This is one of her senior pics, isn't she so beautiful? I don't know why my scanner insists upon putting a line through it. I kind of thought, if it made more lines and they were evenly spaced, you might get the image of "My pretty little jailbird". I love you Brittany!Monday, November 5, 2007
Grown up and out......
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Lover Man


Yes, he is a lover man and loves to give kisses. Maybe he'll make a little money tonight. Happy Halloween!
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Deep, Dark Secrets!
1. I watch Desperate Housewives with my daughter Brittany. We have been hooked since the first episode. Sure it's campy, and sooooo not good TV. Hey, I figure it's bonding time for us.
2. I don't have little babies in the house anymore so what's my excuse, however, I do love to take a nap everyday. My husband doesn't even know I do this, he only sees me take one on the weekends. I can be a crankster if I don't get one. You don't wanna see me throw a tantrum!
3. I have a lot of shoes. I'm not talking fancy, high-end ones (they don't make my size anyway!) My youngest son, Mark, says that I have too many and if he is with me when I shop he won't let me buy more shoes. I get the feeling my extended family has maybe figured this out. Shhh.
4. On a serious note, I have suffered from depression for most of my life. I always thought it was a mind over matter type of thing and if I worked hard enough, I could overcome it. I was wrong. I finally started taking medication for it 3 years ago. What a difference! I am only sharing this because it may help someone else. My only regret is that I didn't get treated sooner.
5. I secretly enjoy when my husband goes out of town for a day or two. (Anything longer is too long!) I love to sleep in our king size bed totally stretched out. No one is snoring or breaking wind or anything. Blissful silence! (P.S. Love you honey!)
6. I used to be able to go through a 9 oz bag of m&m's in 3 days. I don't do it anymore, because I figured out that m&m's won't make your problems go away. They won't make you feel better about yourself, and they just didn't love me back! I also love Diet Pepsi and Diet Dr. Pepper. The kind without caffeine. I used to drink the kind with caffeine and it gave me a massive headache when I went off of it. Talk about withdrawal!
Okay, I've shared. Please don't judge me for my shortcomings. I try really hard to keep up the face of someone who has no quirks. Love to all!
Happy Halloween!
Mark is a wrestler this year. He was supposed to be Jeff Hardy, but, the wig was itchy and so we dubbed him Jeff Hardy's little brother.
The boy with him is AJ McCumber. If any of you remember the McCumbers, they live out here in the East Valley in our stake. We consider them family because Vicki and Dartell are best friends. Speaking of Dartell, here she is with her namesake Emily Dartell McCumber:
Isn't Emily one of the cutest pumpkins you have ever seen?Anyway, hats off to all of you who really get into the Halloween spirit. I admire your werewithall from afar. I am looking forward to my favorite time of year, Thanksgiving and Christmas! I wish it would cool down some more so that it really seems like it, though.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Hubby Tag!
1. Where did you meet?
At a single adult dance.
2. Where was your first date?
We went swimming at the apartments where Lee lived at the time.
3. First kiss?
I remember that it was so nice, for a moment, I forgot who and where I was!
4. How long did you date?
A year.
5. When and where did you get married?
January 16, 1988. We are rapidly approaching our 20th! We were married by my bishop and sealed on April 22, 1989 in the Mesa Temple.
6. How was the reception?
I thought it lasted so long! My face hurt from smiling so much! It was simple and nice.
7. How was the honeymoon?
We had our honeymoon on our 10th anniversary. We went to Las Vegas and this may not sound too romantic, but, I had two nights of the best and longest sleep of my life. I slept for 12 hours the first night, and 11 hours the second!
I tag:
Crystal
Liz
Melissa
Whitney
Lynnae
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Melancholy and mellow....
I'm mad at myself for gaining weight and I can't stand to see pictures of myself. It all started when Brit got pregnant and then Andrew moved out and we moved. It is not my kids fault. How could I let myself get this way? I've kind of been on a downward spiral and I barely recognize myself. I've decided that short hair is just not for me. I think it excacerbates and emphasizes what I don't like about myself right now.
I realize this may sound like I'm down. I guess I am. Our former home still has not sold and right now it has become a money drain. I miss my grand daughter tremendously and there is not a thing I can do about that. I am happy that she is happy and thriving. I just ache to hold her.
Anywho, I've started speedwalking again. Two and a half miles 6 days a week and the chocolate went bye-bye. Anyone who said chocolate was better than sex LIED! I haven't eaten it in about a month and I'm doing just fine without it. My plan is to have lost the weight and returned to my normal self by my 40th birthday. That is January 6th. Since I've now put it out there it makes me accountable to all who read this. Wish me success!!!
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
We're Dancing!!
Saturday, October 6, 2007
Hey, good lookin'....watcha got cookin'.....

Cinnamon Rolls!
Yup, I made them myself. Some of them grew taller than others, but tasted yummy. I try to make the food aesthetically pleasing, but sometimes you can't control what the yeast will do. I received rave reviews from my family. They were the best ones I've turned out thus far.
I had a little panic attack, realizing that next month is Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving, already!!!!
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Gotta a haircut, gotta a haircut......
It's a little poofy because I just washed it, but, if you have seen pictures of Jenny McCarthy lately, this is the look I was going for. This is the shortest I have EVER had my hair. It's shorter in back. Let me know what you think, I can take it. Have a great day!
Monday, September 24, 2007
Lucky Mom
Well, it has been one of those weekends where I had absolutely no time to do anything else. Before proceeding, please know that this is incredibly embarrassing to me, especially when too many people think that I have it all together all the time. Please know that is only my facade.
I wake up this morning, and I guess I know what I need to do first:
You'll notice that it says "Charmen's kitchen" in the back of it all. Family, please don't take this so literally!!!
To all of my wonderful friends who have little children, they just get bigger and move out! I hope you all have a wonderful day. I've got to go because Berkeley got hold of a new roll of toilet paper and has now shredded it in the living room!
Thursday, September 20, 2007
I've been tagged!
4 JOBS I HAVE HAD:
1-Housekeeper
2-Administrative Assistant for 3 companies
3-Accounting/Builder Services for HOA management company.
4-Mom, taxi driver, housekeeper, nurse, dog walker, landscape maintenance, small repair, laundress, dishwasher, hostess, flop house manager for a bunch of teenagers that blow through here, friend, confidant, problem solver, detective, accountant, car washer, dog washer, window washer, I could go on.
MOVIES I COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER:
1-Tommy Boy
2-Titanic
3-The Lake House
4-The Wedding Date
FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOWS:
1-Friends
2-48 Hours Mystery
3-Dr. Phil
4-This one is kinda stupid, but I've been watching the re-runs all summer: America's Next Top Model
HOBBIES:
1-Reading.
2-Dancing
3-Blogging is fun. It forces me to take more pictures.
4-Catching up with friends.
PLACES I HAVE LIVED:
1-Long Beach, California
2-Federal Way, Washington
3-San Diego, California
4-Mesa, Tempe, and Chandler, Arizona
PLACES I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:
1-Paris, France
2-Washington state visiting family
3-New York
4-Sitting atop Piestewa Peak as the sun is rising, beautiful.
SITES I CHECK DAILY:
1-Blogs of family and friends
2-my email
3-my work email
4-County assessor, for my job
WHO I'M TAGGING:
1-Clarissa
2-Sarah
3-Mekell
4-Lynnae
Have a wonderful day! I am tired and I need a nap. I had a great time playing Bunco last night. I meant to take pictures, but, I was hosting and I didn't. I'll take pictures next month. It's a great group of ladies.
Friday, September 14, 2007
Ooh La La!

Pretty Brittany
Dog Days of Summer....

Why, you dress up the dog! Poor Berkeley, he is such a good sport. He'd do anything with Mark, Colton, and Connor. Berkeley thinks he's just one of the guys! Such a good puppy.
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Happy Grandparents Day!

Brittany

Monday, September 3, 2007
I've fallen.......and I can't get up!


Well, long story short, I got a ride to the new hospital Mountain Vista Medical Center, an I.V. of fluid, and a range of tests, and a few hours later, home. Diagnosis? Heat exhaustion. Who knew, I am mortal. My friend Sharon would be envious that a white fire truck came to my house, and about 8 firemen were in my living room. I also knew the EMT from Southwest Ambulance. If you remember the Hawkins family in Evergreen ward, Ashley is the mom of two little boys and is an EMT and going for her paramedic. What a small world!
If this isn't a testament to men doing yard work, I don't know what is. Trouble is, nothing will change. I've got to go do the laundry now. The yard looks fantastic though!
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Happy 28th Birthday, Jenny!
oldest and her the youngest of 5 kids.
Due to the fact that she was so young at the time, the marriage didn't last. This is one of the last pictures that I have of the three sisters together. Jenny has had some incredible difficulties since her breakup. Unfortunately, the difficulties have resulted in me not knowing where she is at this time.

Jenny, I just want you to know that I love you so much and I wish for you a happy birthday!






