Kid Tag

Most of the "kid tags" I have seen involve small children. Mine are older and somewhat smart alecky.

1. What is something your mom always says?
Andrew: "No."
Brittany: "Anything ending with a question mark"
Mark: "Make good choices!"

2. What makes mom happy?
A. Chocolate
B. Chocolate
M. Her blog

3. What makes mom sad?
A. People not helping around the house.
B. I don't know.
M. When I don't hug you.

4. How does mom make you laugh?
A. When she is being silly.
B. Being you.
M. When you say funny things.

5. What was mom like as a child?
A. Devil's daughter.
B. Little
M. Little

6. How old is your mom?
A. Fourty.
B. 40
M. Forty.

7. How tall is your mom?
A. 6' 1/2"
B. 6' 1 3/4"
M. 6' 2"

8. What is your mom's favorite thing to do?
A. Play Bookworm
B. Blog
M. Blog

9. What does your mom do when you are not around?
A. Go shopping.
B. Talk to the dogs.
M. Dance in the street.

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
A. Being the #1 Scrabble queen.
B. Her shoe fetish.
M. Knitting.

11. What is your mom really good at?
A. Cooking delicious food.
B. Asking questions.
M. Cooking.

12. What is your mom not very good at?
A. What Brittany and Mark said.
B. Minding her own business.
M. Video games.

13. What does your mom do for a job?
A. She a trans-monster.
B. She dingles with numbers all day.
M. She's an associate thing.

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
A. Spaghetti
B. Chocolate
M. Spaghetti

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
A. Her attendance to everything I did.
B. When she doesn't ask too many questions.
M. When she bought me an Ipod.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
A. Marge Simpson
B. Marge Simpson
M. Taz

17. What do you and your mom do together?
A. Talk while copying checks.
B. Chill.
M. Cook.

18. How are you and your mom the same?
A. We almost like all of the same things.
B. We're both women.
M. We look alike.

19. How are you and your mom different?
A. I'm male, she's female.
B. I'm 18, she's 40.
M. I'm a boy, she's a girl.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
A. When she hugs me for a very long time.
B. When she doesn't ask me so many questions and lets me sleep.
M. When you hug me.

I tag: YOU!