This Just In......Bunco got Sauced!

Just when you need to have your camera on you, you don't. Let's put on our imagination caps and picture, shall we? I play Bunco on the 3rd Wednesday of each month with a great group of girls (okay, we're ladies, but girls sounds younger). Celeste Hatch hosted at her home and her little fellas were in the back bedroom with her husband. Well, the littlest fella, Sandler is his name, couldn't resist coming out to see what the ruckus we were making was all about.

So, we're well into our current round of Bunco when cans start to fall out of the pantry cupboard. Crash!! A jar of barbecue sauce falls out and breaks open onto the floor! We all run to help and there is this curious looking 3 year old, sitting in the cupboard on a shelf. I think he was looking for a snack, but he found himself in trouble instead! Anyway, Celeste calls for her husband to show him the "evidence". He came out and looked at the mess and turned around and went back in the back room.

Now, this reminded me of a time, about 19 years, 5 months, and 1 week ago to the day. Imagine me with a 3 day old newborn. I was changing a diaper and my husband was asleep in the next room. The diaper contained that meconium yuck. I am changing the diaper and the baby is still "pooping". I am running out of hands and washclothes, so I call out for help. My husband, Lee, my love, came out and stood in the doorway, looked at what I was doing. I told him I needed some assistance and could he get me some more washclothes. THE MAN had the nerve to just go back to bed and go back to sleep!

So, Celeste, don't be embarrassed, we all have a tale to tell, and sometimes the husband doesn't always come off looking too good. We had a great time!

The China and/or Platinum Anniversary

Yes, ladies and gentleman, on January 16, 1988, a beautiful young bride married a handsome husband. Twenty years ago! Weren't we cute? Some people may wonder who the man in the picture with me is. Some accuse that it is my "first" husband. Nope, that's my honey, Lee! Don't you just love that mustache?

We met in January of 1987 at a Young Single Adult dance at the "old" ASU institute building. I had come to the dance with someone else, but, we decided that we would dance with other people. Fine with me. A slow song came on and couples were paring off onto the dance floor. I hadn't been asked yet, (But I looked smoking hot that night, guys were just scared of my height!) but I saw this guy I had never seen before standing there and looking around like a lost puppy. I thought he was cute, so I nonchalantly sauntered over to where he was and stood in front of him with my back to him. (There was no way he couldn't notice me, I had big 80's hair!)

I thought that if he saw me he would ask me to dance. He did and he did.

Now, at this point in my life, I had no intention of ever being married or having children. I felt I was predisposed to being an old spinster and going out as a Miss Havisham type character with the old wedding dress and the petrified cake. Yes, I was only 19, but, I didn't want to have a bunch of marriages like my mom.

Fast forward twenty years: I have the husband, the three children, the house, the dog, and the block wall fence. (They just don't do white picket in the subdivisions.) So in tribute to our 20 years, here is what we have learned or appreciate about each other:

1. We can't both be in a grouchy mood at the same time.

2. There isn't much of anything that a bouquet of roses can't fix.

3. You always have a built in date for weddings, funerals, office parties, stake conference, office picnics, hospital, ER, and the occasional movie.

4. Men get softer as the years go by. I don't mean soft to the touch, but, sometimes they cry when they watch "Extreme Home Makeover".

5. My husband can look at me first thing in the morning, with the eye goopies, the unbrushed teeth, and the messy hair and declare, "You're so beautiful." (What, is he crazy?)

6. My heart still skips a beat when I see him after a long day.

7. So many friends thought we wouldn't last because we were so young, to them we say, "raspberries to you!" (Put thumbs in ears and wave for good measure.)

8. Knowing I get the privilege of being with this man forever. Does that mean he's absolutely perfect? No. But then, neither am I, and we're still here for each other.

9. There is only this one other person who knows all of my secrets, fears, and hopes and dreams.

10. Time goes by quickly. I mean really, twenty years already? I still feel like I should be a newlywed!

11. He likes me, he really likes me!

12. Mortal life is bumpy. (Duh!)

13. Dancing....not just a dating tool. Some of us actually went to the dances because we really loved to dance.

14. Knowing that my beloved will laugh at number 13.

15. It is a good idea to marry young. You are not so set in your ways and you can change and grow together.

16. Love means saying you are sorry.

17. We look forward to sitting on the porch with a gaggle of grandchildren.

18. Twenty years later I still see the same cute young man that I saw 21 years ago across that dance floor.

19. I couldn't be married to anyone else.

20. I love my husband, and I am happy to be married to him. He is my rock when I am jelly. He is the brown sugar on my oatmeal. He is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

I love you Lee.

The closet is open....

Last night I went and made some more jewelry at Michele Gagnon's home. She has a night, usually once a month, where she opens her home and her beads and expertise to all of us who like to have fun and a bit of adult conversation.

The cast of characters: Michele G.,Mindy Lamb, Michelle Crockett, Jenny Evans, Barbie Jones, Paula Larsen, and myself. The evening started at 7:00pm. We all got to work on our respective "projects" for the evening. It's definitely a great way to get to know each other better as some of our idiosynchratic behaviors come out, most especially when it gets later.

Paula went out at about 10:00pm to get us various treats from Jack in the Box and/or Wendy's. I personally had a small chocolate frosty. From this point on, it became a virtual laugh fest. We have decided we really love "Midnight Mindy" and you just may have to ask Jenny Evans to do her "I'm stuck in my dress" skit! We had a hilarious time. We quoted from various Saturday Night Live and In Living Color characters. I also found myself in a room with fellow "Friends" lovers! We wrapped at nearly 1:00am this morning.

It was great getting to know you wonderful sisters better. It is a comfort to know that we are much more alike than we are different and that a lot of the struggles we have and don't show to others are privately affecting us the same. I can't wait til next month!

40, 4T, For tea, Fort E, Four-Tee, Fourty?

They say there are five stages of grief:

Denial (This can't be happening, it's not real)

Anger (Lashing out, "How can this happen!")

Bargaining (Please just give me some more time, I'll be better, I promise!)

Depression (Why God, Why Me?)

Acceptance (I can get through this, sniff sniff)

Well, I've made it through the five stages, I can now move on with my life. I thought I would make a list of 40 things that I think are pretty great about being 40:

1. I definitely don't look my age. For these genes I am grateful.

2. I can't believe I have lived for 40 years! I just graduated high school for crying out loud!

3. My husband thinks I'm still pretty darn cute.

4. I like the person I am becoming. Yeah I know it's been a long time coming.

5. I wake up every morning, pinch myself, and exclaim, "I'm still here!"

6. Everything still works.

7. I'm a pretty darn good cook, if I do say so myself.

8. I've got three great kids!

9. Yes, they're real, and they're spectacular.

10. I have an awesome house (and one I'm still trying to get sold!)

11. I have a great son, Mark, who is now annoying me, "Are you done yet, Mom?"

12. I can eat dessert in place of a meal if I want and I don't get in trouble.

13. I'm much more confident than I was in my 20's. (yeah, where did those go?)

14. I am not a slave to the latest fashion.

15. 40 is the new 25, right?

16. I can still kick butt on my speed walks. (4.5 mph thank you very much)

17. Billy Blanks still kicks my butt.

18. No one is calling me honey or sweetie pie yet.

19. I'm still too young to get carded for the senior discount.

20. The gals at work still call me "kid".

21. Oh my, this is harder than I thought.

22. I still have really good eyesight, (only I've heard that it changes some time after 40)

23. I have some really great friends who are supportive and trustworthy.

24. If I died tomorrow, there would probably be a lot of people at my funeral.

25. It has gotten a lot easier to say no. (Disclaimer: Only when necessary)

26. I still can't sit still when a bumpin' tune comes on the radio.

27. My husband is still too young for me to call him "Old man". (Uh yah, he don't like it.)

28. My kids keep me young. They make me laugh and laugh at me.

29. I do not have to eat lima beans or brussels sprouts.

30. If you think about it, half of my life might not yet be over.

31. I will never have to dye my hair. Again, good genes in this area too.

32. A certain comfortability with my nose. I'm too chicken that some MD would make it worse.

33. Living in the moment. Don't look too far ahead, you'll miss right now.

34. Recognizing that I am not perfect, and it's okay.

35. Stay with me, we're almost there.

36. Life is hard.

37. Simple things like a perfect sunrise can make you happy to be alive.

38. Knowing that I don't know everything.

39. Having a husband who thinks I am perfect. (Poor delusional man)

40. I am only beginning my fourties. I have a decade before I have to worry about fifty.

You can all wake up now. I don't think I'll attempt this sort of list again. I hope I haven't bored you to tears, but, it really isn't bad. Check me at 45.

Me so happy....

Why am I so happy? 2007 is finally done. Finished. We've seen a lot of Andrew for the holidays. He moved out closer to us. Here he is in Brittany's "pink therapy room". Brittany, up until a couple of years ago, eschewed the color pink. Enter now. Her walls are a very light shade of ballet pink, her comforter is two tone pink. Her sheets are pink, her Christmas tree is pink, she has a lot of pink stuffed animals. Brittany has a lot of pink shirts from her mother planet, Hollister. To borrow a line from Steel Magnolias, "The sanctuary looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto Bismal!"

Why am I so happy? Only one more semester to go before Brittany graduates high school. She made very good grades this last one. I am so proud of her!

Why am I so happy? I got all of the Christmas decorations put away today. I carefully put away everything I took out and some extra treasures for next year that I bought on clearance. I only need to have the icicle lights taken down off of the house, and that will be tomorrow's project. Only I hurt my neck so I won't be able to go up onto the roof. Andrew and Mark will be my special helpers.

There will be some big milestones for our family in January. Stay tuned!

As promised...

Okay, I lied, there were 16 in the group. Have you ever seen such a georgous group? Sorry for the darned line, I must find out why my scanner does this. Mark passed the sacrament today and I was such a proud mom. Not in the bad pride way, but, I realized with much more clarity that my baby is not a baby anymore.

Random Week with more to come

Some have questioned whether I have fallen off of the earth this week. No, just been busy, but it is nice to know that your blogs are looked forward to.

Brittany went to Winter Formal last Saturday. I found this dress at Dillard's for......drumroll please........$29.00!! The best part of the deal was that I bought it without her with me and she loved it!

Any mom with a daughter knows that they have such attitude about clothes. Usually when I try to buy something for her, I say to the checkout clerk, "I may be back."

This is the fella she went with. His name is Layton Hatch and he is in our ward. They were actually part of a large group of about 14. Most of them were from our ward, so it was a cute sight on Sunday to see them all sitting on the same row, all dressed in their festive attire. Truly a beautiful group of youth! I'll post that picture as soon as it comes.

Mark was ordained a deacon in the Aaronic priesthood last Sunday. It was a very proud day for Lee and I. Our baby is growing up! He is now one of the youth! He will pass the sacrament for the first time tomorrow.

We had our ward Christmas party which was a Hawaiian luai theme last night. Kapono and April Mafi and their group provided the entertainment. It was great! Such beautiful and talented people. I wanted to get up and shake my groove thang right along with them!

I have been busy with getting things ready for Primary for 2008. It's coming along, I think. My mother-in-law is in the hospital with pneumonia and MRSA. She says she is getting better, but nonetheless has been very ill.

I have written my Christmas newsletter and filled out the envelopes, so the cards should be along shortly! It's a big chore, but I love getting them myself and I have written one each year since the Christmas before Lee and I were married. Way back in the day. I still have wrapping to do, a gift to buy for the office party, a white elephant to find for Lee, Bunco, Mark's orchestra concert, a dish to make for the office party, oh yeah, and clean my house!